Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
Lord Huron - Lonesome Dreams
I watch as the planets turn
As the old stars die and the young stars burn
The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
imagine being one of the fuckers what has to man these beacons that’s got to be the worst job in the fucking world like not only are you sequestered up a mountain’s asshole you always have to be paying attention